July 13th, 2001



The Top 5 Script Notes on
the New Adam Sandler Movie


5> More catfights with Bob Barker.

4> Make Ghandi more obnoxious and mean-spirited.

3> Crap! Crap! Crap! This script needs more crap!

2> Add roles for a flatulent gladiator, a topless legal assistant and a flying karate donkey.

and the Number 1 Script Note on the New Adam Sandler Movie…

1> Go for “funny ha ha”, not “funny suck ass.”




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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Wade Kwon, Civilian — 1, 2, 5 (Hat trick!)
William C. Martell, Screenwriter — 3, 4
Kristian Idol, Writer-Director — Moderator