July 13th, 2007
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
In the movie “1408,” John Cusack plays a writer
who experiences terrible things in a hotel room
where no-one has survived for more than an hour.
who experiences terrible things in a hotel room
where no-one has survived for more than an hour.
The Top 8 Scary Things in
Room 1408 at the Hollywood Hotel
Room 1408 at the Hollywood Hotel
8> In the mattress, a permanent depression shaped like Paris Hilton’s butt.
7> “Lindsay is interested in your script as her next vehicle.”
6> Joel Schumacher, ready to revive your comic book franchise.
5> Tom Sizemore’s plastic fake penis.
4> David O. Russell, whose meds have worn off. And the coffee’s cold.
3> Vincent Gallo, with your $100 million budget in his hands.
2> Plasma screens on every wall, all showing “Boat Trip.”
and the Number 1 Scary Thing in Room 1408 at the Hollywood Hotel…
1> Ghosts from the MPAA, who will let you leave just as soon as you edit the “Hostel” films to a G rating.
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Credits:
Selected from 31 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
John English, Orem, UT — 1, 2, 3, 4 (King of World*)
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 5
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 6, 7
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 8, Banner tag
Kris Johnson, Chatsworth, CA — Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Born on Friday the 13th
