NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Every December, the entire industry has an
enormous holiday party way up high
in an office over Wilshire Boulevard.

The Top 9 Scandals at This Year’s
Hollywood Office Party

9> Paris Hilton, totally bombed, got engaged to the water cooler.

8> Joan Rivers was caught in the supply room stealing the rubber cement “for touch-up purposes.”

7> Colin Farrell and Kate Moss snorted all the powdered sugar off the cookies.

6> Babbling in Aramaic, Mel Gibson kept trying to part the red punch.

5> Steve Guttenberg collided with Tom Hulce, spilling both trays of hors d’ouevres.

4> Although 80 pounds lighter and still wearing the same old suit, Roger Ebert insisted on playing Santa.

3> Skipping directly to the source, Russell Crowe threw the office telephone repair guy out the window.

2> Jessica Simpson spent three hours on the Internet trying to figure out the difference between mistletoe and cameltoe.

and the Number 1 Scandal at This Year’s Hollywood Office Party…

1> A tipsy Lindsay Lohan drank the Wite-Out and disappeared altogether.

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY — 1, 9 (Yippee-kai-yay! 1st #1!)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 2, 3, 7 (Three-picture deal!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 4
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6
John English, Orem, UT — 6
Donrae Moore, Sand Springs, OK — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Lampshade Model