NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

You commoners may not know this, but each
Thanksgiving, all living celebrities
put aside their differences and they all get
together for a huge Hollywood feast…

The Top 9 Scandals at This
Year’s Celebrity Thanksgiving Dinner

9> R. Kelly, Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Jones got into a shoving match over who got to sit at the kiddie table.

8> Ozzy Osbourne became enraged when he realized that someone had already bitten the head off the bird.

7> Jealous that the turkey took center stage, Streisand threw a tantrum and stormed out of the room.

6> Tara Reid dressed the turkey but not herself.

5> OJ carved the white meat.

4> Mary-Kate Olsen ate.

3> Several guests remarked that Kevin Smith’s recent turkeys aren’t nearly as delicious as the first ones he made.

2> Tom Cruise gobbled the turkey neck. If you know what I mean.

and the Number 1 Scandal at This Year’s Celebrity Thanksgiving
Dinner…

1> Huge fights with Mel Gibson over who got to whip the potatoes.

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1, 3 (8th #1)
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 2, 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 4, 8
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 5
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 7
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 9
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Editor, White Meat