March 24th, 2006



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Yeah, yeah, “Mission: Impossible 3.”
But Tom Cruise just bought the rights to
a love story from “Serendipity” writer Marc Klein.


The Top 6 Romantic
Storylines for Tom Cruise’s Next Movie


6> Boy introduces girl to “club” to which he belongs. Girl receives romantic cranial implant. Girl happily joins “club,” marries boy.

5> Boy meets girl, boy fathers child, boy sells child to Oprah.

4> A struggling multi-millionaire’s love for a starlet half his age is put in jeopardy by his vengeful ex-wife, the queen of TV remakes.

3> An unforgettable love story between a ranch hand and a fugitive from Planet Xenu.

2> Man calls everyone “glib” and gets beaten to a bloody pulp; nurse at hospital falls in love with his money — er, smile; man extracts revenge on enemies using psychic powers.

and the Number 1 Romantic Storyline for Tom Cruise’s Next
Movie…

1> Ex-fighter pilot Maverick retires to a nice, quiet life on his ranch. Unbeknownst to him, his former rival Iceman owns the land across the road. Shirtless volleyball ensues.




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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 1
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 2
John English, Orem, UT — 3, 4
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 5, 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Little List Man