The Top 9 Rejected DVD Features

9> Phantom Menace: Hit Menu five times from the main page to see a short video of George Lucas laughing maniacally as he rolls naked in piles of money.

8> Office Space: Eight-hour static shot of the inside of a cubicle.

7> Glitter: Bonus disk of Mariah Carey quietly playing with other arts and crafts supplies, including glue, yarn and painted macaroni.

6> Working Girl: Pashto subtitles

5> Hackers: A commentary track by a bunch of “3L33T D00DZ” pointing out all the hilarious inaccuracies.

4> The Piano: Angle button offers multiple views of Harvey Keitel’s fat naked body.

3> Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Public Service Announcement showing what could happen to your social life if you keep quoting from this movie.

2> Bridget Jones’s Diary: Interactive device that allows you to create your own diary! Okay, it’s just a piece of paper.

and the Number 1 Rejected DVD Feature…

1> Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: “Where Are They Now” special, highlighting Dopey’s failed run for the Wisconsin State Legislature, Grumpy’s ill-fated marriage to Yoko Ono, and Doc’s destructive battle with morphine addiction.

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Credits:

Selected from 62 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 1, 2, 7
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 3, 6
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA — 4
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5, 8
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — 9
Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA — Topic
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD — RU Name
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Script Doctor
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Correction: On last week’s list “Top 9 Movie Quotes As Delivered
By Smurfs, item 2 was wrongly attributed. It should have
been credited to Brian M. Klesc of Joliet, IL. Go Brian!