The Top 8 Reasons TV
Is Better Than the Movies

8> “The West Wing.” Duh!

7> Hey, fifty-seven televangelists can’t be wrong.

6> Easier to “pull a Pee Wee,” as it were.

5> On television, SNL cast members are occasionally funny.

4> At home you know what the sticky stuff on the floor is.

3> Full-frontal male nudity on “Oz” without that X rating to make you feel so dirty.

2> TV commercials: Victoria’s Secret. Movie commercials: flying Microsoft buffoons.

and the Number 1 Reason TV Is Better Than the Movies…

1> Shootin’ at the pitchur show on TV ends the dang deal, shootin’ at the movies just makes annoyin’ little black dot.

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William C. Martell, Screenwriter — 1, 2, 8 (Hat trick! 5th #1)
Jeff Scherer, Art Director — 1, 4, 5 (Hat trick! 4th #1)
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 1, 5, 7 (Hat trick! 7th #1)
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator — 1, 6 (2nd #1)
Brian Klesc, Civilian — 3, 4, 8 (Hat trick!)
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator