NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Well, you commoners may not have noticed,
but we at TopFive accidentally missed the
second anniversary of the Little Fivers,
started in March, 2001…

The Top 9 Reasons TopFive
Writers Missed Their List Anniversary

9> Forgot to write the date on my Daredevil calendar.

8> Busy looting Baghdad.

7> Spending too much time trying to prove the mathematical lemma “59.”

6> Male writers embarrassed when someone explained to us what “Little Fiver” really means.

5> We were all upset when Rabbi Crut excommunicated us the week he lost.

4> Managing Madonna’s Oscar campaign took a LOT more work than anticipated.

3> Hey, with all the gratuitous sex that comes with being a Little Fiver Moderator, I’m lucky I remember my *pants* every day, let alone some frickin’ anniversary!

2> Woke up that morning feeling listless.

and the Number 1 Reason TopFive Writers Missed Their List
Anniversary…

1> We were grounded until we cleaned up our rooms.

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Credits:

Selected from 48 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 9 (4th #1)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 2, 3
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 3
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN — 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 5, 6
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa — 7
Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Chief Procrastinator