NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Lindsay Lohan may only have to spend a
single day in prison resulting from SEVEN
misdemeanors charged. And Nicole Ritchie just
spent all of 80 MINUTES for DUI and driving
the wrong way down a major L.A. freeway.

The Top 8 Reasons Paris
Hilton Got More Jail Time

8> It took longer to delouse her.

7> Nicole would have just slipped through the bars.

6> Lindsay’s father bribed the guards with cigarettes.

5> In retrospect, she probably could have come up with a better opening statement than “Can we hurry this up? I have a nail appointment in an hour.”

4> Paris is the cover girl for Skank Magazine, Lohan and Richie are just featured.

3> The inmates at the Lynwood House of Corrections were misbehaving and they had to find some way to punish them.

2> Nicole’s attorney successfully argued that her father’s “Dancing on the Ceiling” created a pre-existing condition in Nicole, causing her to be unable to tell upside down from right side up, frontwards from backwards, and which way she should drive on a freeway.

and the Number 1 Reason Paris Hilton Got More Jail Time…

1> Because sometimes, just sometimes, there IS a sliver of justice in this cruel world.

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1, 3, 5 (Three-pic deal!)
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 2
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 6, 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Guard