The Top 6 Reasons Pamela
Anderson Should Be a TV Executive

6> She’s an experienced multi-tasker (can run slow motion while displaying work tools).

5> Even after rejecting your pitch, still makes you glad to be a man.

4> Already had soul surgically removed to make “Barb Wire”.

3> Because TV executives scream a lot, and Pam’s got a lot to get off her chest.

2> Hey, the other networks are run by just one big boob.

and the Number 1 Reason Pamela Anderson Should Be a TV
Executive…

1> *Someone* needs to bring a little moral fiber to FOX.

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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jeff Wilson, Software Designer — 1, 2
Michael Sheinbaum, Civilian — 3, 6
Jeff Scherer, Art Director/Screenwriter — 3
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 4, 5
Kristian Idol, Writer-Director — Moderator