NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Bad movie. Bad movie!!
No kibble for you.

The Top 9 Reasons
“Gigli” Is Better Than “Glitter”

9> It’s one of them Zen questions: If a movie is crap, but no one sees it, is it really crap?

8> Visible lobotomy scars on Mariah’s temporal lobes.

7> Giggly things are inherently better than glittery things.

6> “Gigli” stars a big butt and was directed by a Brest.

5> Mariah is old-school bad, but Ben and J-Lo are FRESH bad!

4> Isn’t that like suggesting it’s better to get your fingernails pulled out with pliers instead of being poked in the eye with a sharp stick?

3> Christopher Walken’s cameo as Mariah Carey’s mom completely cut in editing.

2> Two fewer letters you have to write in your review before you can put your eyes out with a pencil.

and the Number 1 Reason “Gigli” Is Better Than “Glitter”…

1> “Gigli” isn’t out on DVD yet.

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 1, 5 (1st #1, Yip-ki-yay!)
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 2
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 3
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN — 4, 9
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 6
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA — 7
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 8
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Undecided