NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

A little time’s gone by, emotions have
subsided, now we can tell the REAL story…

The Top 5 Reasons for
the Affleck-Lopez Breakup

5> Ben took a good look at the prenup, realized he’d legally be “her bitch.”

4> Ben can’t justify the odds, considering the spread.

3> Because at this point, even they’re sick of them.

2> Let’s just say that “Gigli” wasn’t the only thing “flopping at the box office.”

and the Number 1 Reason for the Affleck-Lopez Breakup…

1> J-Lo’s run out of shades of white for the wedding dress.

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Credits:

Selected from 55 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 1, 3, 4 (5th #1, 3 pic deal!)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 2
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Lo Man on Totem Pole