NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

In the middle of a red-carpet interview,
Burt Reynolds slapped a CBS reporter
after he was asked what “The Longest Yard” was about.

The Top 9 Reasons
Burt Reynolds Is Angry

9> Recently featured in a Cosmo “Who’s Still Alive?” quiz.

8> Shatner stole his good toupee.

7> Hey, *you* get fondled by some rednecks and tell me if you feel very merry.

6> Turns out his Oscar for “Cannonball Run” was just a Dom DeLuise gag.

5> People keep calling him “Turd Ferguson.”

4> Playgirl stopped returning his phone calls.

3> He just heard Will Ferrell’s remaking “Deliverance.”

2> Sharky’s “machine” not operating quite like it used to, if you catch my drift.

and the Number 1 Reason Burt Reynolds Is Angry…

1> Because Adam Sandler has more change stuck in his couch than Burt made on this movie.

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 1 (6th #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2
John English, Orem, UT — 3
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 4, 5, 7 (Three-picture deal!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 8
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Smokey