NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

“Waterworld” was delayed by weather.
The “Matrix” sequels were slowed by injuries.
The release of “Collateral Damage” was pushed
in sensitivity to current events…

The Top 7 Reasons a
Potential Blockbuster Gets Delayed

7> Actors keep tripping over all the product placements.

6> More time needed to cut the explanatory scenes, because “no one’s gonna watch a movie that’s longer than 2 hours.”

5> Movie stopped for a burger and then missed that left turn at Albuquerque.

4> Cameron slipped while stepping on the only crew member in Hollywood that he hasn’t yelled at.

3> Digital Domain’s doing effects shots, Second Unit work in Prague is going well, and the stunt crew has the car chase set up on the 405… Ohhhh — no script.

2> Still waiting for that Wendy’s guy to film the merchandising tie-in.

and the Number 1 Reason a Potential Blockbuster Gets Delayed…

1> Schwarzenegger got Novocain for a root canal and now not even Maria can understand what the hell he’s saying.

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Credits:

Selected from 13 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent — 1, 4 (8th #1)
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 2, 7
Peter Rogers, Improvisor — 3
Jennifer Ford, Web Designer — 5, 6
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator