October 27th, 2006
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Sure, Harrison Ford’s doing Indy 4,
but here’s the real news:
Ford said he “hates the Internet”
because “people can print anything
they want” (about him).
but here’s the real news:
Ford said he “hates the Internet”
because “people can print anything
they want” (about him).
The Top 8 Real Reasons
Harrison Ford Hates the Internet
Harrison Ford Hates the Internet
8> Can’t scream “Get off my lawn!” over IM.
7> Someone registered www.indianajones.com before he could.
6> Calista’s nude pictures have been online for months without a single download.
5> Bill Gates still hasn’t sent him that check he was supposed to get for all those e-mails.
4> No matter how hard he tries, he can’t get his PC to make coffee.
3> Some 12-year-old just outbid him for Princess Leia’s gold bikini.
2> At his age, he doesn’t want to be hooked up to any “tubes.”
and the Number 1 Real Reason Harrison Ford Hates the Internet…
1> Nobody’s reading his blog.
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Credits:
Selected from 25 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 6
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA — 2
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 3, 8
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 5
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Obi-Wan Listobi
