June 1st, 2007



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Did you remember Mother’s Day?


The Top 8 Ramifications If Your
Mom and a Mummy Switched Places


8> Your house is very dusty all the time.

7> Sure to win the spelling bee if the word is “Sarcophagus”.

6> Mom actually encourages you to hang with the Goth crowd.

5> The term “MILF” gets even more disturbing.

4> You now share equal disdain for Brendan Fraser.

3> Doesn’t get mad at you for calling your little brother a monster.

2> Getting grounded seems much less harsh than having to place an internal organ into a sacred vase.

and the Number 1 Ramification If Your Mom and a Mummy Switched Places…

1> Bandages? We don’t need no stinking bandages!




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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 1
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX — 2
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 3, 6
John English, Orem, UT — 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 5, 7
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Momma’s Boy