July 27th, 2007



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Yes, after over 18 years, the Simpsons have
finally made it to the big screen. What
could the writers possibly have left to say?


The Top 8 Possible
Plots for the Simpsons Movie


8> Bart turns eleven and receives an unusual letter, brought to him by an owl….

7> Homer begins his quest to return The One Doughnut to the Kwik-E-Mart in Mordor.

6> As part of a government experiment gone awry, Poochie is back and hungers for human flesh.

5> Plot? With our fan base, we don’t need a plot!

4> Homer is arrested for having potential WMD, but it turns out it was just a burrito.

3> Rupert Murdoch fires Mr. Burns for not being “evil” enough.

2> Jimmy Hoffa, Judge Crater and the aliens from Roswell are discovered in Marge’s hair.

and the Number 1 Possible Plot for the Simpsons Movie…

1> After a brief stint in rehab, Barney is seen shaving his head in a trendy Springfield hair salon.




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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 1
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 2
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 3, 4, 5 (Three-pic deal!)
John English, Orem, UT — 6
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 7, 8
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 7
Ralph Wiggum, Springfield, TV — Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Satan’s Little Helper



RUNNERS UP list — Actually, That’s Pretty Good

When Bart and Krusty go back in time in a magic clown car, they accidentally break up Homer and Marge’s prom date, and must scramble to put it back on track so that Bart and his two siblings can be born.
(William C. Martell, Studio City, CA)