June 23rd, 2006
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Daryl Hannah was arrested after climbing a
tree to protest the razing of an “urban farm.”
tree to protest the razing of an “urban farm.”
The Top 7 Poor
Examples of Hollywood Activism
Examples of Hollywood Activism
7> Alec Baldwin: Gorging himself until Democrats regain a majority. Of anything.
6> Paris Hilton: Supporting the humane “putting down” of unwanted dogs and best friends.
5> Sean Young: Wearing real cat fur and licking up bowls of milk outside the director’s house until he casts her in “Catwoman 2.” Oh, and save the rain forest.
4> Peter Falk: Keeping an eye peeled for Neighborhood Watch.
3> Paul Reubens: Always willing to lend a neighbor a helping hand.
2> Angelina Jolie: Keep adopting babies unless the U.S. eases its immigration policy.
and the Number 1 Poor Example of Hollywood Activism…
1> Al Gore: Will release an “Inconvenient Truth” sequel every three months until elected or global warming’s fixed, whichever comes first.
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Credits:
Selected from 37 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
John English, Orem, UT — 1, 5
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 3, 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 6
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Self-involved
