October 19th, 2007



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
They’ve started development of “Terminator 4″,
which means, of course, questions whether
Govinator will appear in it…


The Top 8 Plotlines If
Schwarzenegger Appears in “Terminator 4″


8> The Terminator infiltrates the phone company to help track down and kill anyone who has ever said the phrase “I’ll be back” in a bad Austrian accent on an answering machine message.

7> California’s government is paralyzed when the election results are “Total Recalled.”

6> Kyle Reese explains that in addition to the T-800 being an unstoppable killing machine, it also likes to usurp Democratic initiatives and claim them as his own.

5> The incredibly out-of-shape killing machine gets his flabby butt stuck in the portal from the future, thus allowing Sarah Connor to slap him into submission.

4> The Terminator comes back and, through a series of hilarious mix-ups, finds himself in charge of a gaggle of cute, precocious five year olds in “Terminator 4: Kindergarten Cyborg.”

3> Terminator 4? What happened to Terminator limits?

2> The Terminator is sent back to 2008 to stop the Democrats rise to power, but is thwarted by a being even more cold, ruthless, and heartless than he: Hillary Clinton.

and the Number 1 Plotline If Schwarzenegger Appears in “Terminator 4″…

1> The Terminator returns from the future not to kill Sarah Connor, but merely to grope her.




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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH — 1, 2, 4, 8 (Blockbuster!)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 2
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 3
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 5
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Listinator



RUNNERS UP list — He Said It, I Didn’t

The Terminator is defeated once and for all when his wife’s uncle takes him for a drive.
(Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR)