August 4th, 2006



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
At the most recent Cannes Film Festival,
Bruce Willis let slip that they are to
start shooting “Die Hard 4″ very soon.


The Top 8 Plotlines for “Die Hard 4″


8> Actually, the dying is pretty soft until the Viagra kicks in.

7> Bruce Willis blows away the bad guys with his shotgun-toting sidekick, Dick Cheney.

6> Florida voters confuse John McClane with John McCain and elect Bruce Willis president.

5> Bruce teams with Danny Glover, Harrison Ford and Sylvester Stallone to free their Social Security checks from a vengeful government agency.

4> Aging cop John McClane’s plans for a quiet evening at home are thwarted when he falls, breaks a hip, can’t reach the remote and misses his favorite episode of “Punk’d.”

3> Policeman John McClane is just trying to have a quiet vacation in Lebanon when he finds out Gunter Gruber, Hans’s long-lost son, is the new head of Hezbollah.

2> Law enforcement officer John McClane is just trying to enjoy a quiet vacation in Iran….

and the Number 1 Plotline for “Die Hard 4″…

1> This time, he dies realy, really, really, really hard.




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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1, 5, 6 (Three-picture deal!)
John English, Orem, UT — 2, 3
Donrae Moore, Sand Springs, OK — 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Editor