NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

It seems like some young starlet is
crashing her car and photographers are
snapping away about every week around here…

The Top 8 Pet Peeves of
the Hollywood Papparazzi

8> Enquirer makes you phony-up composite pix yourself.

7> Having to re-create the car crash after Foto-Hut loses s

rolls of your finest work.

6> Movie stars actually think they have the right to privately sunbathe nude in their own walled back yards!

5> The only celebrity nipple-slip you get all month is Dom DeLouise.

4> Every time Tara Reid poses on the red carpet, I laugh t

hard to get a clear photo.

3> By the time Dakota Fanning turns 18, I’ll be an old man.

2> When you’re trying to take a picture of a big star and Nicole Richie jumps in front of the camera.

and the Number 1 Pet Peeve of the Hollywood Papparazzi…

1> Impossible to snap a photo of Paris Hilton when she’s sucking on your camera lens.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Kim Moser, New York, NY — 1
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 2, 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 3, 4, 8 (Three-picture deal!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 5, 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Shooter