The Top 9 Perks of Being Famous

9> Free Happy Meals.

8> When you’re photographed in crappy old clothes, it’s called “quirky.”

7> Causing your employer to lose millions of dollars not a fireable offense.

6> Gold-plated 45-second hourglass you got at the Oscar Luncheon is great for timing your marriages.

5> You never have to explain why you broke up with your ex – Entertainment Tonight does it for you.

4> Assistant with antiseptic wipes to sterilize your butt after each ass-kissing.

3> Your chances of being roughed up by Russell Crowe increase dramatically.

2> Never having to say you’re guilty.

and the Number 1 Perk of Being Famous…

1> Stand in line, it’ll be your turn with Winona Ryder soon.

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Selected from 44 submissions from 15 contributors, including
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Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Arthur Levesque, Civilian — 1, 9
William C. Martell, Screenwriter — 2, 6
Judith Cottrill, Civilian — 2, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
“Psycho Bill,” Civilian — 2
Marko Peric, Electronics Sales — 3
G. Cameron Reeves, Computer Specialist — 4
Fran Fruit, Media Junkie — 5
Scott Charles, Sr., Software Engineer — 9
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator