NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Think we have corporate scandal today?
Thirty years ago, Charlton Heston discovered
that the food wafer, Soylent Green,
“…is people! It’s people!!”

The Top 8 *Other* Secrets
of the Soylent Corporation

8> Hannibal Lecter is a major stockholder.

7> Accounting done by Arthur Andersen.

6> CEO’s life was the basis for “The Crying Game.”

5> Technically it’s Aquamarine, but Green tested better in focus groups.

4> Soylent Red is also people, but no one cares, because it’s 100% telemarketers.

3> Calista Flockhart and Lara Flynn Boyle clones used to make Soylent Lite.

2> Goes really good with a little Soylent Reddi Whip.

and the Number 1 *Other* Secret of the Soylent Corporation…

1> Professional wrestling is fake! It’s FAKE!!

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kim Moser, New York, NY — 1 (2nd #1)
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 2
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 3
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 5, 6, 7, Topic (3 pic deal!)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Soylent Very White, Editor