NOTE FROM MR. IDOL:

Whether famous or just a wannabe, the
showbiz child isn’t the only immature one…

The Top 6 Signs You’re an Obnoxious Stage Mother

6> You’re always spitting on a handkerchief and wiping shmutz off of the crew’s faces.

5> Kit Culkin just told you to chill out.

4> Made him cry? Hell, you made the gaffer cry.

3> Always citing WWJD — What Would JonBenet Do?

2> The kids from Kathie Lee’s factory take a collection to help your child “escape the bonds of slavery.”



and the Number 1 Sign You’re an Obnoxious Stage Mother…



1> You forbid Stallone to make eye contact.

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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jeff Scherer, Art Director/Screenwriter — 1, 4, 5 (Hat trick!)
Eric Lipton, Civilian — 2
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator — 2
Wade Kwon, Civilian — 3
Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent — 6
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director — Moderator