January 9th, 2004



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Nostradamus was a 16th-century prophet who wrote
over 900 cryptic poems supposedly predicting
events ranging from those occurring in his
own lifetime to modern-day disasters.


The Top 7 Nostradamus
Movie Predictions (Part 2)


7> “Future history will indeed be whitewashed, so that the third act will appease Testers of the Screen.”

6> “There shall be a famine of good tales, but when one does arise, 10 more shall follow but taste of corruption. And they shall be numbered in Roman fashion.”

5> “Is it not lawful for the Master to do as he pleases with the Stories of Wars that are his? So the fourth shall be first, and then the first made fourth.

4> “Five centuries forth, a pretender to The Arts named Smithee will produce a body of work so reviled that those who dare speak of it will swear that no such earthly man couldst exist.”

3> “Inadequate stories, written by the Untalented, will create a category known to all as Straight to Video.”

2> “Two warriors, one an African and the other a player of piccolo, will befriend each other. But the piccolo player will die most tragically, as grown men watch and cry.”

and the Number 1 Nostradamus Movie Prediction…

1> “The Lesser will be taunted and beaten by men bearing three Greek symbols, yet these same Nerdish men will rally and exact their Revenge.”




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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 1, 3 (6th #1)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 4
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD — 5
John English, Orem, UT — 6, 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Oracle