NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Nostradamus was a 16th-century prophet who wrote
over 900 cryptic poems, supposedly predicting
events ranging from those occuring in his
own lifetime to modern-day disasters.

The Top 8 Nostradamus
Movie Predictions (Part 1)

8> “Numerous will be attempts to conquer Earth from the sky. But midway through the Plan numbered Nine, the King of the Vampyres will die and be replaced, poorly.”

7> “A tale of an ancient goddess shall be so beloved as to inspire a cult of disciples that will swell to embrace the whole of the known world. That goddess will be named Ishtar.”

6> “In the year four of Hell’s Ice Age, a man of the name Shatner will be betrothed a much smaller man named Oscar.”

5> “The dawn of the third thousand years will bring kingly riches to soulless men who wouldst revel in spinning fables of adolescents and their carnal knowing of baked goods.”

4> “In great, darkened rooms will pictures be moving, and in many, hijinks shall faithfully ensue.”

3> “The third of 27 husbands of the ample Latin temptress will be shown to be of gay comportment after all.”

2> “Three times a son of Italy will tell of God and Father, the second story as well or better then the first and the t

much, much worse than either of those preceding.”

and the Number 1 Nostradamus Movie Prediction…

1> “And as such the cycle will be 49 weeks of sucking, followed by three weeks of quality, whoring itself for prizement.”

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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

John English, Orem, UT — 1, 4 (1st #1, Yippee-kai-yay!)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2, 8
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 3, 6
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 5, 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Sage