November 3rd, 2006



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
An avid runner, Jennifer Aniston
has reportedly signed a
multi-million dollar deal with Nike.


The Top 8 Nike Ad Slogans
Featuring Jennifer Aniston


8> If he can’t catch you, he can’t dump you.

7> Vince likes me to wear them… in bed.

6> Run out for coffee with your friends. Ha! Get it? FRIENDS?

5> Just do it. And when I say “it,” I don’t mean Angelina Jolie, dammit!

4> Nobody says “Oh, poor girl!” when you’re wearing Nike.

3> You haven’t a prayer of meeting her, but now you can wear her shoes.

2> Perfect for kicking your ex-boyfriend’s ass.

and the Number 1 Nike Ad Slogan Featuring Jennifer Aniston…

1> Nike. Because strong, great-looking legs are better than fat clown lips.




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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY — 1, 4, 8 (Three-picture deal!)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 2, 3
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 5
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 6, 7
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Leg Man