NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Ben Affleck recently won a million-dollar contract
to advertise — we kid you not — men’s shampoo.

The Top 9 Names for
a Ben Affleck Shampoo

9> Changing Manes

8> Hairdevil

7> Ben & Jen (available for a limited time only)

6> Suds of No Tears

5> Gee, Your Hair Smells Talentless!

4> Prell Harbor

3> 14 Minutes and You’re Done

2> Suck on This, Damon

and the Number 1 Name for a Ben Affleck Shampoo…

1> Thank You, Satan!

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 1 (5th #1)
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 2, 8
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 3, 5
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 6, 9
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Stylist