NOTE FROM ERIC:

Tim Burton’s long-anticipated remake of “The Planet of the Apes”
has the potential to be one of this summer’s biggest movies.
But what are the biggest movies ON the Planet of the Apes?

The Top 9 Movies on
the Planet of the Apes

9> Gorilla, Interrupted

8> Me, Myself, and Jane Goodall

7> Tarzan: The Enemy Within

6> Any Gibbon Sunday

5> Crouching Monkey, Throwing Feces

4> A Clockwork Orangutan

3> King Kong Has a Happy Ending Where He Destroys Civilization and Eats the Girl

2> Crimson Butt

and the Number 1 Movie on the Planet of the Apes…

1> Hamlet: It Took Us A Million Tries, But We Finally Got It

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Credits:

Selected from 59 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 1
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2, 5
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA — 3
Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA — 4
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 6, 9
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA — 6
Jennifer A. Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN — 7
Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ — 8, Runners Up list name
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Topic, Script Doctor