NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Seems another passenger went
a bit wacko last week…

The Top 9 Movies
About Airport Security

9> The Frisked and the Furious

8> Body-Cavity-Searching Private Ryan

7> Full Metal Detector

6> I Know What You Hid Last Summer

5> An Officer and a Gentleman Who Just Told a “Really Funny” Joke About Suitcase Bombs

4> Desperately Seeking Turban

3> Eight Lagging Freaks

2> A Bag’s Life

and the Number 1 Movie About Airport Security…

1> Frisk the Cat

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Credits:

Selected from 39 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 1 (Whoohoo! 1st #1!)
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 2, 4, 9 (Three picture deal!)
Eric Lipton, Chicago, IL — 3
Peter Rogers, Louisville, KY — 5, 8
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 6, 7
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX — 7
Scott Charles, Sr., unknown — Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Your List Captain Today