February 14th, 2002
NOTE FROM ERIC:
Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
The Top 11 Movie Scripts Re-Written as
Those Little Valentine’s Day “Conversation” Hearts
Those Little Valentine’s Day “Conversation” Hearts
11> Titanic: “Going Down?”
10> Apocalypse Now: “I *HEART* Napalm”
9> Girl, Interrupted: “Hey, Put That Back”
8> Nightmare On Elm Street: “Dreamy Guy”
7> Glitter: “Diva Dive”
6> Lord Of The Rings: “My Precious”
5> Memento: “B Mine… Uh… Do I Know U?”
4> Blair Witch Project: “Get Lost”
3> Mission Impossible: Ouch! I was trying to read it, but the little bastard exploded in my hand!
2> Hannibal: “Food 4 Thought”
and the Number 1 Movie Scripts Re-Written as Those Little
Valentine’s Day “Conversation” Hearts…
Valentine’s Day “Conversation” Hearts…
1> Wild Things: “Let’s Kiss”
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Credits:
Selected from 58 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA — 1
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 4, 11
Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ — 3, Runners-Up List Name
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 5
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 6, 9
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 7, 8
Craig D. Barker, Livonia, MI — 10
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Script Doctor