February 14th, 2002



NOTE FROM ERIC:
Happy Valentine’s Day!!!


The Top 11 Movie Scripts Re-Written as
Those Little Valentine’s Day “Conversation” Hearts


11> Titanic: “Going Down?”

10> Apocalypse Now: “I *HEART* Napalm”

9> Girl, Interrupted: “Hey, Put That Back”

8> Nightmare On Elm Street: “Dreamy Guy”

7> Glitter: “Diva Dive”

6> Lord Of The Rings: “My Precious”

5> Memento: “B Mine… Uh… Do I Know U?”

4> Blair Witch Project: “Get Lost”

3> Mission Impossible: Ouch! I was trying to read it, but the little bastard exploded in my hand!

2> Hannibal: “Food 4 Thought”

and the Number 1 Movie Scripts Re-Written as Those Little
Valentine’s Day “Conversation” Hearts…

1> Wild Things: “Let’s Kiss”




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Credits:

Selected from 58 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA — 1
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 4, 11
Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ — 3, Runners-Up List Name
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 5
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 6, 9
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 7, 8
Craig D. Barker, Livonia, MI — 10
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Script Doctor