The Top 9 Movie Quotes
as Delivered by Smurfs

9> “The first rule of smurf club: Don’t smurf about smurf club.”

8> “Klaatu barada smurfto!”

7> “A census smurf once tried to smurf me. I ate his smurf with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

6> “I smurfed her rotten, baby, yeah!”

5> “Gargamel, you smurf-nificent bastard, I smurfed your book!”

4> “A Big Smurf’s a Big Smurf, but they call it “Le Big-Smurf.”

3> “What we smurf in life, echoes in smurfternity!”

2> “Anyway, like I was sayin’, smurf is the fruit of the sea. There’s uh, smurf-kabobs, smurf Creole, smurf gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple smurf, lemon smurf, coconut smurf, pepper smurf, smurf soup, smurf stew, smurf salad, smurf and potatoes, smurf burger, smurf sandwich. That… that’s about it.”

and the Number 1 Movie Quote as Delivered by Smurfs…

1> “You’ve got to tell them! Soylent Blue is *smurfs*!!!”

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Credits:

Selected from 64 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 1
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2
Craig D. Barker, Livonia, MI — 3, 5
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — 4, 7
Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA — 6, 9
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA — 7
Ken Snyder, St Charles, MO — 7
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 8, 9
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — RU List Name
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Script Doctor