The Top 9
Movie-Inspired Sexual Positions

9> The Seven Days in May: Foreplay. Lots of foreplay.

8> The Summer Catch: Unsafe sex with Joaquin’s and River’s sister.

7> The Speed: “Pop quiz, hotshot. You’re having sex — if you slow down too much she won’t go off, and if you speed up, you go off too soon. What do you do? What do you do?”

6> The Hannibal: The best head EVER.

5> The Boys Don’t Crying Game: Halfway through, both participants realize the other is a transvestite.

4> The Pearl Harbor: 40 minutes full of noise and jostling, then you walk out.

3> The Federico Fellini: Smoke. A hairbrush. A stolen kiss. Glimpse of a woman’s face — whose? Breathing. A gasp. Afterward, not really sure what happened.

2> The Battlefield Earth: Just a whole lot of sucking.

and the Number 1 Movie-Inspired Sexual Position…

1> The Dead Man Walking: In all the excitement, calling her by the wrong name.

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Credits:

Selected from 72 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 1
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 2
Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD — 3, 5
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 4, 6
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON — 7
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 8
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD — 9
Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA — RU list name
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Topic, Script Doctor