NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

One month left, my friends…

The Top 7 Movie
Industry Tax Deductions

7> Casualty loss: Appearing in any of Ben Affleck’s last four films.

6> In-home labor: Documented-immigrant kitchen staff/green M&M sorter.

5> Standard deduction: Caring “more” about the environment.

4> $600 deduction: Number of alimonies exceeds your shoe size.

3> Surely there’s some kinda deduction thingy for having been dumped by Brad Pitt! (Jennifer Anniston, 2005 return)

2> Medical expenses, Tom Sizemore: one bag clean urine, one “whizzer” apparatus.

and the Number 1 Movie Industry Tax Deduction…

1> Medical/Travel expenses, Lindsay Lohan: Additional baggage she’s required to carry around since her parents moved to Nutsville.

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 1 (7th #1)
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 2, 3
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 4, 7
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA — 4
John English, Orem, UT — 5, 6
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Over-taxed