NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Spider-Man, Daredevil, X-Men, Hulk…
They gotta run out of comic books sometime.

The Top 9 Movie Industry Superheroes

9> Lantern Jaw: Pummels late-night competition while chatting with guests.

8> Night Ryder: Ability to make small items disappear.

7> Kidmanator: Able to leap to astounding career heights by launching from the bodies of former superstar spouses.

6> Age Inverser: Plays increasingly older roles by drawing off the youthfulness of increasingly younger female co-stars.

5> XXX Men: Have the *ahem*… “powers” of several males.

4> Lord Lucas: Repeatedly creates wildly unrealistic expectations.

3> Zeta: Raven-haired beauty with the power to make men’s pants tight.

2> Robbin’: Can make public pay $9.75 to see “From Justin to Kelly”.

and the Number 1 Movie Industry Superheroes…

1> Gaffer and Best Boy: No one knows what the hell they do, but apparently no movies are made without them.

.

Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 1 (2nd #1)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 3, 4
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, SA — 5, 8
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 6
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 7, 9
Kim Davis, Los Angeles, CA — Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Editor by day…