March 3rd, 2006



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
President Bush signed a federal
law that makes it a felony to use
a camcorder in a movie theater.


The Top 8 Movie Industry Crimes


8> Popcorn that costs more than the movie ticket.

7> Offering to arm wrestle with Russell Crowe.

6> Replacing explosions with more dialogue.

5> Telling the truth about your age or number of facelifts.

4> Guys dressing up as Jedi for Star Wars flicks: Misdemeanor. Dressing up as Padme or Leia: Throw the book at ‘em.

3> Apparently, portraying Catholics in a positive light.

2> Use of that unholy butter-flavored synthetic lubricant without a certified HazMat team in place.

and the Number 1 Movie Industry Crime…

1> Suggesting that the MPAA is getting Nazi-like in their copyright-infringement zealousness.




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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

John English, Orem, UT — 1, 3
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 2, 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Cop



RUNNERS UP list — Ignorance of the Law

Jaws 3D, Rocky IV, A Very Brady Sequel, Duece Bigalow 2… should we keep going?
(Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)
(Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA)