NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Remember that venerable Japanese poetry form,
the haiku? They follow a strict pattern of
three lines, with five syllables in the first,
seven in the middle, and five syllables in the last.

The Top 7 Movie Haiku

7> Ben A. and J. Lo.
He thinks it’s love. Can you say
“Flavor of the week?”

6> DreamWorks makes Sinbad
Blonde, white Brad Pitt is the star.
Piss off more Arabs.

5> This time a woman
Is the new Terminator.
Robot PMS?

4> Oddest pair of stars:
Ashton K. and Demi Moore?
Boy becomes a man.

3> It’s summer again,
Theaters full of sequels.
Read a book at home.

2> Ten dollar tickets,
Eight more for popcorn and Coke.
This better be good.

and the Number 1 Movie Haiku…

1> Charlie’s Angels Two:
Liu, Barrymore and Diaz.
I’ll need more lotion.

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 1, 5, 6 (6th #1,
Three-picture deal!)
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 2, 3
Clifton Gray, Phoenix, AZ — 4, 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Papa-san