The Top 6 Movie Equations

6> Jackie Chan + Any Loud Comedic Actor Hearing Loss

5> Jerry Bruckheimer + 519 Explosions 132 Explosions Short of a Blockbuster

4> James Bond + Halle Berry - Bikini Top I’m Sorry, What Was the Question Again?

3> Old TV Show + $10,000,000 Budget + Jessica Simpson Movie Even More Unwatchable Than the Crappy Old Show It Was Based On

2> (Steven Spielberg + Airport Terminal) x 2 hours Amblin’ Squared + (Zero x Entertainment)

and the Number 1 Movie Equation…

1> Murdered Brother + Thin Old Japanese Man + (Coconuts and Ropes) - Spare time Guy That First Needs a Slap From Brother’s Murderer to Become the Best Fighter Ever

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Credits:

Selected from 9 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 1, 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 3, 6
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA — 4
Top5 Pets — Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Not Afraid of Math