June 8th, 2007
The Top 9 Movie “Almosts” (Dialogue)
9> “You want vermouth? You can’t *handle* vermouth!”
8> “I named my gun ‘Gilligan’. Say hello to my little buddy!”
7> “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to feel overwhelming guilt.”
6> “Use your brain, Luke.”
5> “First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club, everyone bring a covered dish for the annual Pot Luck fundraiser.”
4> “I’m going to make him an offer. And if he doesn’t like it, I’ll make him a counter offer, which he should seriously consider, if he knows any better.”
3> “It’s cows! Soylent Green is made of cows!”
2> “As God is my witness, I’ll never be horny again.”
and the Number 1 Movie “Almost” (Dialogue)…
1> “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m going to write a very pointed letter to the editor!”
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Credits:
Selected from 64 submissions from 18 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 4
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 2
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 3, 6
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — 3
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 4
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 7
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 7
John English, Orem, UT — 8
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL — 9
Kris Johnson, Chatsworth, CA — Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — “I can be famous in my 50s”
