NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

You know those enthusiastic phrases in the
movie ads? “The thrill ride of the summer!”
“Best comedy this year!”? Blah, blah. Don’t
you wish they were a little more… honest?

The Top 8 Most
Accurate Movie Tagline

8> The movie sucks, but the soundtrack rocks!

7> The perfect date movie! You’ll hate it, but she’ll definitely put out when you get home!

6> A veritable tour-de-force! And if we spoke French, we’d know what that means!

5> From the creators who were run out of Hollywood for bringing you “Kangaroo Jack.”

4> Another transparent rehash of an assload of action-comedies just like it!

3> See Adam Sandler as his most annoyingly juvenile character yet!

2> Once again, undeniable proof that it’s impossible to underestimate the target demographic!

and the Number 1 Most Accurate Movie Tagline…

1> Plot, schmot — who wants to see Halle Berry’s boobies?

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 1, 5 (5th #1)
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 2, 4
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Gets all the credit for just a littl