NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Eighteen-year-old actress Lindsay Lohan
(”Mean Girls,” “Freaky Friday”) has been
a bit overexposed in the press lately…

The Top 7 Lindsay Lohan Dating Tips

7> If your date gets too aggressive, remind him that your dad is out on bail.

6> Make sure your boyfriend’s difficulty with English is just part of his TV role.

5> If you must date an actor who plays a minor role on a sitcom, at least date one who can score some weed.

4> Upgrade your guy by upgrading your bra size!

3> Make sure your new man isn’t dating a psycho, catty teen actress. Besides yourself.

2> Before he meets your date, have your bodyguard pat down your Dad.

and the Number 1 Lindsay Lohan Dating Tip…

1> While out with a new hottie, never encounter an ex-boyfriend unless at least two tabloid photographers are present.

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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1, 2, 6 (3 pic deal! 9th #1)
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA — 3
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 4, 5, 7 (three picture deal!)
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Dad