November 9th, 2007



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Recently, several items dealing with Indiana
Jones 4 were taken from Spielberg’s office.


The Top 9 Items Stolen from “Indiana
Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”


9> Harrison Ford’s walker, rubber donut, colostomy bag, Viagra, toupĂ©e tape, and 55-gallon drum of botox

8> Mark Hamill’s increasingly desperate audition tapes, Numbers 1 through 37

7> Briney Spears’ hair

6> OJ’s Heisman trophy

5> Spielberg’s only jar of crystal skull polish

4> George Lucas’ Frank Darabont voodoo doll

3> Karen Allen’s lucky roach clip from “Animal House”

2> Sean Connery’s desire to act again

and the Number 1 Item Stolen from “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”…

1> Ironically, just the scenes that George Lucas wrote…




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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

John English, Orem, UT — 1, 2
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 1, 8, 9 (Three-pic deal!)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 3, 5, 9 (Three-pic deal!)
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 4, 9
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 7
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO — 9
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Chief Skull