NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

Divorced celeb couple Brad Pitt and
Jennifer Aniston have put their home
on the market for $28 million.

The Top 8 Items Found in
the Pitt-Aniston Mansion

8> Lots and lots of mirrors.

7> His and Hers framed contracts with Satan.

6> Aniston’s bigger boobs from “Bruce Almighty.”

5> Brad’s Disheveling Room.

4> Double-sided blow-up doll with Angelina Jolie on one side and Vince Vaughn on the other.

3> Me, going through the panty drawer.

2> A note from Brad to Jen saying, “We were on a break!”

and the Number 1 Item Found in the Pitt-Aniston Mansion…

1> A well-stocked library, including a copy of “Screwing up a Storybook Marriage for Dummies.”

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1, 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2, 8
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA — 3, 4, 7 (3-picture deal!)
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 5, 7
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA — 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Brad’s Ab Double