NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

There’s this Web site, it’s called eBay?
Have you heard of it?

The Top 7 Items
Celebrities Are Selling on eBay

7> Ben Affleck: One pint celebrity blood (auction repeats every six weeks)

6> Jennifer Lopez: Three off-white wedding dresses

5> Adam Sandler: 47 leftover scripts about a man-child prone to fits of rage, fart jokes and occasionally baby talk. BONUS: One Soul

4> Pamela Anderson: Red swimsuit (Fair condition; saliva stains)

3> Jennifer Aniston: Brad Pitt’s toothbrush, Brad Pitt’s underwear, miscellaneous DVDs starring Brad Pitt….

2> Chloe Sevigny: Slightly soiled towel

and the Number 1 Item a Celebrity Is Selling on eBay…

1> Mary Kate Olsen: CUTE COLLEGE COED, responds to the name “Ashley”

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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 1 (4th #1)
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 2, 7
John English, Orem, UT — 3, 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 3, 5
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Seller “kristianidol”