September 19th, 2008



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
“The X-Files” star David Duchovny has
entered rehab for sex addiction.


The Top 8 Indications
David Duchovny Is a Sex Addict


8> It was only after he agreed to do the show that he realized the Files had just one X.

7> While she was looking to the skies, he was looking to her chest.

6> Cigarette Smoking Man wasn’t puffing for his health, fanboy.

5> Have you EVER seen Tea Leoni frowning?

4> Kept changing the logo on his scripts to “S.E.X-Files!!”

3> Has illegitimate children on every planet in the galaxy.

2> “Mulder, have you seen those little, fuzzy, tube-shaped alien– OH GOOD LORD!”

and the Number 1 Indication David Duchovny Is a Sex Addict…

1> When the aliens start probing, always volunteers to “take one for the team.”




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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1, 7, 8 (On the lot!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 1
Donald Johnson, Cinncinati, OH — 2, 4
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 3, 5
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 4
Kris Johnson, Chatsworth, CA — 6
John English, Orem, UT — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Hi, my name is Kristian…