August 22nd, 2008
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
“Pineapple Express” is about a couple
of potheads that witness a murder
and are chased by the bad guys.
of potheads that witness a murder
and are chased by the bad guys.
The Top 9 Indications a
Movie Was Made by Stoners
Movie Was Made by Stoners
9> Those fragmented, jittery flashback scenes? Unintentional.
8> No need for smoke machines during night filming.
7> Craft service ran $2,000,000 over budget.
6> It was directed by “Oliver Stoner.”
5> That’s not a laugh track. That’s the crew who forgot to turn off their mikes.
4> Cheech, Chong and Norville “Shaggy” Rogers are listed as technical advisers.
3> Even though it’s ready to premiere now, the producers insist on an April 20th, 4:20 pm opening.
2> There are more fried brains on display than a hundred “Hannibal”s.
and the Number 1 Indication a Movie Was Made by Stoners…
1> At the preview, the audience yells at the projectionist to keep replaying the concession stand ads instead of the film.
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Credits:
Selected from 43 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 1, 6
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH — 2, 4
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 3, Banner tag
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 4, 8
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 5, 9
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY — 7
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Dude
RUNNERS UP list — High and Inside
The credits contain over thirty Top5 contributors.
(Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA)
(Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA)
