The Top 9 Hollywood
Thanksgiving Prayers

9> Ben Affleck: “I’m thankful I kept the receipt for that pink diamond.”

8> Hugh Jackman: “I am thankful scheduling problems made it impossible for Dougray Scott to play Wolverine.”

7> Patrick Stewart: “I give thanks that the Star Trek films ar

finally done so that I may focus on less fan-geek projects, like ‘X-Men 3.’”

6> Danny DeVito: “Thank you for mini-skirts and long-legged girls.”

5> Calista Flockhart: “Thank you for my rich, famous, good-looking boyfriend, and this single bite of white meat.”

4> Numerous club hoppers: “And bless Paris Hilton for the fantastic stuffing.”

3> Wachowski Brothers: “We are thankful that the public’s devotion to ‘The Matrix’ held out long enough to ride through two pretty contentless sequels.”

2> Johnny Depp: “I am thankful Disney didn’t give up on theme-park-based movies after ‘The Country Bears.’”

and the Number 1 Hollywood Thanksgiving Prayer…

1> Nick Nolte: “I’ll have what Downey Jr.’s having.”

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO — 1 (3rd #1)
John English, Orem, UT — 2, 7
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa — 3
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA — 5
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 6
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN — 8
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Thankful Editor*