The Top 8 Hollywood Excuses
to Get Out of Speeding Tickets

8> “I’m a celebrity, your laws don’t apply to me.”

7> “I’m running for my life from the Vibe Awards!”

6> “I don’t want to be late for the Eisner lynching.”

5> “But I’m Ben Affleck– wait! PLEASE DON’T SHOOT!!!”

4> “I thought you were Stallone trying to get me to finance ‘Tango & Cash 2.’”

3> “It’s a medical emergency! Michael Moore needs a chili dog, and he needs one now!”

2> “Will someone please escort this officer off the set of ‘The Fast and the Furious III’??”

and the Number 1 Hollywood Excuse to Get Out of a Speeding
Ticket…

1> “Not now, officer, my fifteen minutes are nearly up!”

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Credits:

Selected from 39 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR — 1, 7, 8 (Three-picture deal!
5th #1)
John English, Orem, UT — 2, 4, 6 (Three-picture deal!)
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX — 3
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA — 5
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — List Cop