June 30th, 2006



NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Ah, the celebrity couple nickname. “Bennifer,”
“TomKat,” so cute! But “Brangelina” sounds like
a bad marketing character for wheat germ. Let’s
go high-concept, and since this is Hollywood,
we can speculate on same-sex couples, too:


The Top 9 Hollywood
Couple Name Mash-ups


9> Morgan Freeman + Shirley MacLaine = SevenLives

8> Morgan Fairchild + Alan Ball = FairBall

7> Stefanie Powers + Denis Leary = HartBurn

6> Callie Khouri + Penelope Cruz = Calliope

5> Thomas Haden Church + Charlize Theron = HeyThere

4> Debra Messing + Richard Linklater = Messing Link

3> Tim Burton + Raymond Burr = Timburrrr

2> Joe Spano + Jaime King = SpanKing

and the Number 1 Hollywood Couple Name Mash-up…

1> Jet Li + Skeet Ulrich = JetSkee




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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 1
John English, Orem, UT — 2, 8
Donrae Moore, Sand Springs, OK — 3
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 4, 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 5
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 7, 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Mandy Moore + me = MMidol



RUNNERS UP list — Beyond the Call of Duty

Tom Hanks + Pam Anderson = BachelorPartyBalloons
(Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)

Peter Falk + Harpo Marx + Sally Field + Prince + Anthony Hopkins OneEyedOneHornedFlyingPurplePeopleEater
(Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA)