June 30th, 2006
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Ah, the celebrity couple nickname. “Bennifer,”
“TomKat,” so cute! But “Brangelina” sounds like
a bad marketing character for wheat germ. Let’s
go high-concept, and since this is Hollywood,
we can speculate on same-sex couples, too:
“TomKat,” so cute! But “Brangelina” sounds like
a bad marketing character for wheat germ. Let’s
go high-concept, and since this is Hollywood,
we can speculate on same-sex couples, too:
The Top 9 Hollywood
Couple Name Mash-ups
Couple Name Mash-ups
9> Morgan Freeman + Shirley MacLaine = SevenLives
8> Morgan Fairchild + Alan Ball = FairBall
7> Stefanie Powers + Denis Leary = HartBurn
6> Callie Khouri + Penelope Cruz = Calliope
5> Thomas Haden Church + Charlize Theron = HeyThere
4> Debra Messing + Richard Linklater = Messing Link
3> Tim Burton + Raymond Burr = Timburrrr
2> Joe Spano + Jaime King = SpanKing
and the Number 1 Hollywood Couple Name Mash-up…
1> Jet Li + Skeet Ulrich = JetSkee
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Credits:
Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 1
John English, Orem, UT — 2, 8
Donrae Moore, Sand Springs, OK — 3
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — 4, 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 5
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 7, 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Mandy Moore + me = MMidol
RUNNERS UP list — Beyond the Call of Duty
Tom Hanks + Pam Anderson = BachelorPartyBalloons
(Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)
Peter Falk + Harpo Marx + Sally Field + Prince + Anthony Hopkins OneEyedOneHornedFlyingPurplePeopleEater
(Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA)
(Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)
Peter Falk + Harpo Marx + Sally Field + Prince + Anthony Hopkins OneEyedOneHornedFlyingPurplePeopleEater
(Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA)