NOTE FROM ERIC:

Hey everyone! Today we’re starting a brand new
feature in Top5 Movies: Spot the “fake” item,
win a date with one of Billy Bob Thornton’s ex-wives!
April Fools! We’re only joking. Everyone knows you
shouldn’t ever, EVER date one of Billy Bob’s ex-wives.
This should add to the mirth created by all those random
errors you saw in Monday’s list (okay, those were actually
due to a spellchecker run amok, but nevertheless…)
In the spirit of cruel pranks, we present:

The Top 9 Hollywood
April Fool’s Day Jokes

9> Goofy “dribble crack pipe” ruins Robert Downey, Jr.’s best shirt.

8> Spy Kids arrested for selling top secret plastic poop to the Russians.

7> Eagerly awaited Star Wars DVD: Three stoned Ewoks graphically discussing their sex lives.

6> This week on “In the Actors Studio:” Air Bud

5> “Lord of the Rings” release replaced with scratchy copies of “Zapped.”

4> Jennifer Lopez’ eyebrows singed by hilarious “exploding nipples” gag.

3> “That’s right, Mr. Reubens, a brand new show on Saturday mornings! We’re thinking ‘Pee Wee’s Moviehouse’…”

2> Babe humorously butchered during prank Foot and Mouth Disease epidemic.

and the Number 1 Hollywood April Fool’s Day Joke…

1> Steve Martin: Places Whoopee Cushion on Russell Crowe’s seat. Russell Crowe: Places Steve Martin’s liver in angry rottwieler.

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA — 1, 4, 6 (Hat Trick!)
Ian Ravdin, Chicago, IL — 2, 8, 9 (Hat Trick!)
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 2
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 3
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA — 5
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA — 7
John Travola, Psychlo Homeworld — Chief Prankster
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC — Topic, Script Doctor